lmaonade:

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

vanita05l3c:

Come to me and get a good fuck…

zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

workingitinportland:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

central nervous system: stimulated

my dog rolling in fox shits worse than nining leven

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

None of us r smart or deep we are just quoting what some slavic babushka said in 1354

birdasaurus:

Nicolette Krebitz on New Order’s 60 Miles Per Hour album cover

iamoutofideas:

swarnpert:
iamoutofideas:
DIY shingles
like the disease or the roof tiles
whatever

Other than my sick new band name